I have returned! But really it's only to post for an inception_land entry. I mostly live on tumblr now.

But I have a

Top 5 Marion Cotillard Photoshoots Picspam

for you!:

( Non, je ne regretete rien... )

The BBC believes most people will have read only 6 of the 100 books listed here. Bold those books you've read in their entirety, italicize the ones you started but didn't finish or read an excerpt.

( Clicky! )

Stolen from purewanderlust, who stole it from whiskpirate:

If I were a month, I’d be September.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Thursday.
If I were a time of day, I'd be 3 AM.
If I were a planet, I’d be Mercury.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a sting ray.
If I were a direction, I’d be North, or perhaps North-Northeast.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a chestnut-colored coffee table.
If I were a liquid, I’d be mercury.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be onyx.
If I were a tree, I’d be a pear tree, hopefully partridge-less.
If I were a tool, I’d be a wrench.
If I were a flower, I’d be a snapdragon.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be an early evening snowfall.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a harpsichord.
If I were a color, I’d be blue.
If I were an emotion, I’d be capricious.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a cherry.
If I were a sound, I would be a dance beat.
If I were an element, I’d be Einsteinium.
If I were a car, I’d be a classic.
If I were a food, I’d be mac and cheese.
If I were a place, I’d be DisneyWorld.
If I were a material, I’d be satin.
If I were a taste, I’d be sesame.
If I were a scent, I’d be berry.

Penguin Classic Books List, stolen from Jez, used by me to celebrate my paper writing skillz and procrastinate my reading. Awesome.

( Wait 'til the sky is clear, and you will wait too long. He will be gone. )

I just discovered Fuck Yeah Pinto Hipster Quotes.

...

OKAY, FINE, I WILL GET A TUMBLR.

JEEZ.

UM.

WHERE DID THESE PICTURES COME FROM AND WHY HAVEN'T I SEEN THEM BEFORE?

I NEED THEM.

THEY ARE REKINDLING MY LOVE FOR IRENE/SHERLOCK.

FUCK.

ETA: This picture might be single-handedly convincing me to get a tumblr.

If I am as well-drunk at the end of this essay as I predict I will be, I promise to make a drunken LJ post for posterity.

C. S. LEWIS, HERE I COME TO DISCUSS YOUR JOURNEY TO YOUR FAITH AS DESCRIBED IN SURPRISED BY JOY, BUT NOT THE PILGRIM'S REGRESS BECAUSE I DIDN'T READ THAT ONE, AND I REALLY ONLY READ LESS THAN HALF OF SURPRISED BY JOY.

FUCK YEAH.

ETA: Obviously, I did not get as well-drunk as I thought I would. Sorry to let anyone down. :/

I'm doing it up like Pinto tonight. I'm gonna go to a show and also wear a ridiculous amount of layered clothing.

Good then.

If you know what this is in reference to, you get approximately 10,000 points.

Also: Zachary Quinto makes everything attractive.

ETA:

...Yes.